So I told her I wanted a yacht. Sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body.’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”Why did god create man before he created woman? Because he didn’t want any advice on how to do it.I heard that in a poll of millennials, 50% of the males admitted they’d be willing to date female robots. I understand that in another poll, only 3% of female robots said they would be willing to date male millennials, mainly because they understood the snowflakes were unemployed, still living in their parent’s basement and had voted for Bernie Sanders. One of them, Roberta Robot, was quoted as saying “We may only be machines, but that doesn’t mean we don’t have standards”.Standing on an Ikea podium from Sweden, behind bullet proof Saint Gobain Glass from France, smiling at a. Then I smelled it. I can’t imagine to ever have loved any flavor any time that much as I adored my mistresses sweet smell that moment. I breathed in heavily. I smelled it in every possible way. The brown snake grew meanwhile more and more and I couldn’t wait to finally taste her shit. Slowly the snake from her asshole grew forward to my mouth. Now I understood what she meant when she talked about a blowjob. Happily the shit she took was not that soft. It was a good creamy one but with a good level of stability. Finally the brown top of the snake hit my lower lip. “Yeah …. You like that, don’t you?” she moaned, “Eat my shit, I know you are hungry for it. You love it you little shit- eater. Oh yeah, that’s it feel the taste of my shit on your lips and now …. Yes ...take a bite. Oh my god, eat my shit slave. That’s your favorite- meal, isn’t it?” Hearing my mistress talking like that to me drove me crazy. And I didn’t see any end of the snake. She just kept pressing and a she starred.
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